Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Adopt A Polish!

This is amazing.
I've been known to foster, love, and care for unwanted polishes (Um hello Freecycle!), and I did put in a written request on a couple of these, even if I don't get them I hope they will go to a loving home.

I strongly believe in this cause.  I think a lot of you share my sentiments.  So please read below to find out more.

For immediate release:

WORLD’S FIRST NAIL POLISH ADOPTION AGENCY: PARENTS NEEDED announces the world’s first adoption drive for in need nail polish, available for
U.S. and Canadian applicants.

Every day, thousands of nail polishes are abandoned or abused. They are not sticky or old, they
are fine new polishes, stuck on a shelf because they are forgotten or out of season. All they
desire is to be used, and maybe taken for a night on the town in return.

“We have so many polishes who need a good family to take them in” said
executive director Nikki Smith. “All it takes is filling out an application form describing how you
can provide a better life for one of our in need nail polishes. We select the best application and
take care of all the expenses, delivering your newly adopted polish directly to your door.”

One current nail polish, Charleston, held back tears well describing his life, “I spent two years of
my life stacked in a dark room crammed together with thousands of others just like me,
hundreds pressing down on my shoulders at any given time. I’m a shimmer and I have never
seen sunlight in my life. Oh and don’t get me started on CND Shellac, I just can’t keep going as
long, why would any women want me” he continued.

Please don’t let the agony go on any longer than it has to. The first round of adoptions closes
December 31st. Apply to Adopt a Polish at

About Adopt a Polish is a not-for-profit organization funded by the people at Nail Polish Canada. We
are grateful they’ve spent the time and money to set us up, but we know they only did it to look
like charitable people. They are jerks! All they care about is selling you things. This entire
organization was set-up by them to manipulate you.

Don’t worry about us being influenced by them, we cash their cheque, move on with our lives,
and get back to saving lives. We would never compromise out ethics by telling you to shop now
at and take advantage of free shipping over $29.


Amanda said...

I find this Adopt a Polish thing so funny. I love the site.

And I'm so sorry for not following your blog before...totally thought I was. Now I can follow you on your way to 100. Good luck!

Shopping Addict said...

Yay thank you Amanda! I'm slowing getting there, I'm excited for it. It probably won't be a big one but it should be fun nonetheless!

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